I Can't Win--Caught Cheating While Asleep

My wife woke up upset today. It seems that international movie star Julie Delpy asked me out and didn't ask my wife to come along. I explained to Mrs. 1OTT that I couldn't be held accountable for something that happened in her dream. Going Jungian, I offered the theory that Ms. Delpy was an avatar for my wife, both being blonde, bespectacled, and beautiful. I think I smoothed it over and with luck it won't come up this evening.